I don’t trust my post office any longer, so hopefully you blog, hopefully you’ll read this. (And don’t forget to send my mailbox robbers plenty of coal! <- it’s okay to ask that right?)
I think I have been plenty good this year. I did not eat any of the minions, and I did not sell them to the gypsies. I even allowed the boy to go off to school, and I didn’t cry or embarrass him! And don’t forget the weeks of taking care of my husband without smothering him with a pillow! Dang, I was real good. I didn’t even cuss out John Wayne when he broadsided the car. You might say that I was perfect.
So if we can, because both you and I have deadlines here, just get right on down to the asking for stuffs…
Time. I need it, I want it, I lust for it. I just want a little bit of it. Like one day every few weeks all to myself. And I don’t mean everyone tapping on my back as quiet as they can. I mean a hotel room with a coffee maker and a plug for my laptop. One whole day. Alone. Heck I’d even take getting lost in my woods for a day with a huge thermos of coffee and a notebook. My brain and I need a date.
Direction. Everybody has a different compass for my life lately, and they’re all pointing in different directions. I can only seem to make it to my coffee maker right now. I’d like my compass to be tiny and pink, with a clear true north.
Family. Fix it, could ya? Just bring her back, minus the bow. The big red bow is overdone. (for those who are reading and aren’t all-knowing like Santa, I’ll explain later.)
Success. I get that success is my own to make. But you and your elves must have some sort of success miracle grow right? Just a wee bit of help would rock.
Health. How about just a general boost for all of us? You know where it’s needed most.
Peace. Just peace. Not peace on earth and all of the nonsense. How about just calmness to the brain, happiness in the heart, a rested soul, and drama free days.
The White House. Make it mine. ‘Nuff said.
And don’t forget the Starbucks under the tree that’s fully staffed and doesn’t cost me a dime.
Okay and if that’s a lot to ask the man who can do it all, I guess I could handle a new bundle of books, some more Dead Man’s Reach coffee, a new coffee mug, some pens, some notebooks and some awesome notecards.
Thanks and Love,
ps. Could you express ship some new blog ideas to me asap?!