Here’s a big surprise for you…
I got nuttin.
Zip, zilch, zero, nada and all the like. The big bag of ideas has been emptied, and even the lint has run dry.
Yes, I know, it happens. Keep writing and the ideas will return. *rolls eyes* I’m an expert at this whole big mountain of nothing. But too, I’m lazy, and I have things to do and a bucket of paint that won’t make a mess of its self.
I want your ideas, even if you don’t have any. Wanna guest post? Great! Wanna ask me five million questions? Awesome. Want me to share more of the book? NOPE. Fat chance. Nice try. Have an odd short story idea that you’re dying for me to butcher and manipulate? I’ll take it! Just shoot me an email with your ideas… please… soon……… h.e.l.p.