Because blame always has to lie somewhere, I’m blaming today’s monday-ness on Rosanne Barr. She’s the perfect example of the Monday Stench Wench. Starts out great, but just needs to go jump in a hole already.
That said I really have nothing to write about today. Unless you want to hear about my great adventures of scaling Mount Washmore, or how I Almost saw an elderly lady run over another elderly lady in her boat of a car, all at the speed of a snail. No? Fine. Moving on.
Again, I have nothing.
How about a quote of the day? That’s almost something right?
“I want someone to occupy a kitchen and make me a sandwich”
Maybe a picture?
You can thank me later for wasting 5 minutes of your life.